i'm going to sma's freshmen orientation camp from 5th to 8th april! yessa. i used to be the camper, now i'm the freaking helper! hahaks. ayie being helper? i dun think it will help. nyeehahaha. i'm gonna get them kiddos bullied. i'm gonna make them suffer. huahua i dun get official leave from work for nothing u noe. =)

tags reply:

fana - woits i'm not dat big to "rock" the world okay. haha miss u too la dengs!
glav - dat twerp fell into the drain and a brat saved him by the help of a long usb cable. hahaks
rose - ehh? takle ke? muahaha aku nak kahwin, org dier je yg takde luhh. nyp ader byk kan? wakakaka
rome - yo yo yo yo yo u back bro! congrats on the bike licence again ya? take me for a ride sumtimes!
ejat - belanja?? gaji?? i ain't even working sia haha wad talking u bobby? muahaha i'll settle my bills first la aight.
kinah - weeeiii i didn't change luhh hahaha. ayie is still ayie. just wad can i change in seyy? huahua.
sunshine - u're the most missed here okay?! hahaha. dis saturday! a date! yes yes yawww. muahaha and phantom of the opera? enjoy babe!!

ps; kindly please click view on ur internet explorer followed by changing the text size to smaller cos my post look huge in the normal view. thanks mate!

let's talk about fear. i can't deny i do have fears but come to think of it, shit do happens one day. so at work i was out patrolling wif the enforcers of the day who's mr hassan bakar and mr arrifin. same old uncle2 talks which keeps getting interesting day by day. now the shit happens as we reach berth J4. there's dis typical no life melayu man wif earings at both sides, long curly hair, very short rugged jeans, smoking and not wearing his safety helmet. and to make it a much picture perfect, he was standing right at the wharf, beside the bollard.

now the rules are rules and he must be infringed. he was unaware of us driving near him as he was busy enjoying the sea view. mr hassan gave the company's car horn a slight tap and so he turned in an instance. threw his ciggarette into the sea as if we didn't see it. theres dis two face he showed at dis point of time. an "ouh shit!" face and a "pls sir i wun do dis again!". my enforcer asked for his Jurong Port pass and identification card without any minutes in mind.

since he was standing right outside the passenger seat window, i got the bird's eye-view. he pleaded not to be charged even before my sir asking for his particulars. after much "kasi ic" said, he scrambled to his back pocket in shivering fingers and wet palms. i can hear his sniffing as though its the climax of his tears. the pleading continues forever. and when he finally got his documents back in yet still shivering palms he really gave the breakdown look. i cudn't bear to see it anymore. at the stiff age of about 30s, there's still fear to anything. never will it be seized from our soul.

ayie'

recently i saw a real man.

recently i saw many many chicks.

recently i saw hypocrite.

recently i've becomed a ghost.

recently i'm listening to dangduts.

recently i've been working.

recently i'm thinking of getting married.

muahaha i love my windows themes!

when will i get my very own vista sia?!

RULES Each person who gets tagged needs to write a blog post of their own 6 idiosyncrasies as well as clearly state this rule. after you state your 6 weirdness you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their multiply id (ataupun yg sewaktu dgnnye) at the bottom of your blog. don’t forget to leave a comment that says "you’re tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog for information as to what it means.

Oh, I have to put this in, just in case. This part is optional, I have it, the rest don't.

DISCLAIMER: Please continue reading only if you do not intend to pass judgements about me, or plan to use it against me, because you know I won't feel affected, okay, maybe a little bit.

1) well for whom wud like to noe, i speak to myself while walking home. i usually talk to 2nd ayie bout the future and decide wheter its gonna be good or bad. to be done or discontinued. u noe, things like her. (ps; dun tell my imaginary gf *giggles*)

2) i like to see dead bodies and ponder but i'll flinch every now and then for the next few days.

3) i love to do house chores =)

4) i believe my fats are reaching to an impressive 20mm in thickness. one minute if u dun see me tucking in my tummy, it means i've forgotten.

5) i once fell in love wif my primary school's malay tuckshop auntie. for real!

6) i smell my own fart if it travels all the way up. unlike u guys. eeeeuuuwww.

okay now guys! i want u to do the same as me. pls complete upon noticibly seen dis post and received my tag. deadline - 3days after notice HA HA HA. here are the lucky dudes and dudettes.

- ejat

- izza

- nut cousin

- fique

- mally

- doc

ouhh gosh. saturday. yesterday. shits happened as though dat its international shitting day. well i went to town wif izza and amir. we started off by going plaza singapura to watch amir's fren dancing for a competition. never did i tot dextrous will be there too. and they qualified for today's finals. so is amir's mate.

as i said, shit happens. first up was at long john. bitches look at izza like she's gonna eat the whole cheese available in LJS. wtf. i was as shocked as her! okay so being young adults, we refrain from arguing and so we proceeded to kfc. things went fine untill, me and izza was giggling about sumthing confidential and izza head just happened, JUST HAPPENED to tilt to her right where a fatso in pink was blocking our view (okay not actually blocking, she has just done washing her hands.) god bless me when i say fatso. cos she's super fatso. a malay fatso in pink. who looks like she's in her 20s?

she mistook us (i suppose) for giggling at her freaking sandals! (yes! sandals!). we were eating and there she was leaning towards our table and says, "excuse me, at least my sandals are .... ... ..."

okays at dat point of time i was like? pfft. first its LJS now kfc? again as adults, we continued eating till aphyik got his. done dat, i finally tot of confronting dat bitch. hahaks sarcastically dat is. but it was okay. sama2 melayu perr.

and so we watched the performance wif amir melting over the purple girl nyeeehaha. as soon as its done, me, izza, amir, ajib and aphyik made our way to cathay cineleisure. and there is where i had my heart melted. pheeeew. period.

and the day went by wif stress pilling over stress. team spider rawks! hahaks

missed chance! pfft.

a few pics from batam outing =)

whole of weekends was spent wif cousins and aunties. i was at batam for the recent saturday and sunday. spent the nite at planet holiday. islands was super nice. had dis death threatening experience of slope driving. and towards our departure from the hotel, there's the annual black-out test. muahaha.

on the way there and back, there's so much memory un-erasable. things like "malay nowadays", sumone singing "krayon", father abraham, cow-tipping & boy-tipping and the vroom vroom macam paham. thumbs up for dji-sum-soe! hahaks. the trip to the beach only attracts flies, dogs and crabs. nonetheless, the scenery was a fantabulous one. lunch on stilts restaurant is sure fun. pics are not wif me now. if god permits, izza will send me the pics so we can look at it =)

so here are sum of the photos i took within the port.

nothing to boast about.
just wanna share wif ya'll sum of the pics *smiles*